Jul

31

Who hid my shampoo?

Posted by Michele

July 31, 2007 | 3 Comments

According to my good friends at The Corey and Jay Show, former American Idol, Corey Clark, is back at it again.   You may remember him from such “Greatest Hits” as getting booted from Idol for a previous conviction, writing paying someone to write a book about how he did the horizontal mambo with Paula [...]

Jul

31

The New Al “Green”

Posted by Michele

July 31, 2007 | Leave a Comment

According to many sources, including this shamelessly Democratic website, Al Gore III pleaded guilty to possessing marijuana (aka the barbecue iguana, the hippie lettuce, the chronic, the fatty boombalatty) as well as some other prescription drugs but the judge told “Trey” that he can have the charges dropped if he completes a diversion program. Now, how did [...]

Jul

30

Prison break-down

Posted by Michele

July 30, 2007 | Leave a Comment

Not even I could make fun of this. (and trust me you, I am a complete hack who would make fun of my own grandma’s incontinence to get a laugh….because old ladies in diapers is extremely funny especially when it comes to a little smush patty making imprints of her 86 year old crack [...]

Jul

27

Another day, another turd gets away

Posted by Michele

July 27, 2007 | Leave a Comment

You gotta be frickin’ kidding me? If Nicole Richie’s name was Nicole Smith or Nicole Jones she’d be getting jail love just like every other offender, But nooooooooooo. And are you shocked? Of course not because in Hollywood driving drunk is A-OK ! In fact, in order to serve any significant jail time (and no, [...]

Jul

25

Drunksy Snorts Again!

Posted by Michele

July 25, 2007 | Leave a Comment

Oh for God’s sake….only Lindsay Lohan Drunksy Blowhan could be stupid enough to A) Drive drunk on a suspended license and B) show up to jail with some blow on her. I mean, daaaaayyyyuummmm…..how bad off do you have to be to have to have a little toot EVEN at the Po-Po house? Bringin’ your [...]

Jul

20

Drunksy Arrested!(on paper)

Posted by Michele

July 20, 2007 | 2 Comments

Well, you knew it was coming. 
 Lindsay Lohan Drunksy Blowhan turned herself in for the DUI / cocaine possession. And all I can say is …DAMN!  
I was really hoping for the whole white Bronco, slow speed chase where the camera would pan in and she’d have had a stripper pole installed in the back seat. She’d [...]

Jul

19

Mike, simply put, You suck.

Posted by Michele

July 19, 2007 | Leave a Comment

The Atlanta Falcon’s ridiculously sucky quarterback, Michael Vick, has been indicted by a Federal Grand Jury for orchestrating a dog fighting operation. His operation, “Bad Newz Kennels”, was so gruesome that losing dogs either died in the pit or were electrocuted, drowned, hanged or shot.  
What does that mean for ole Mike Vick’s future? Well, [...]

Jul

19

Drunksy Knows Fashion!

Posted by Michele

July 19, 2007 | Leave a Comment

What’s
Hollywood’s latest fashion accessory du jour of starlets everywhere?
Charm bracelet? Waaay off.
Bellybutton ring? So yesterday.

What about an alcohol blood level monitor? DING DING DING DING! We have a winner!
Lindsay Lohan Drunksy Blohan is seen here styling the season’s hotly anticipated Versace BLM. That Drunksy! Such a trendsetter! (click the pic for [...]

Jul

17

Mrs. Smith Goes Meatpacking

Posted by Michele

July 17, 2007 | Leave a Comment

But then again, maybe that’s why Remy shot that woman. (Allegedly.) Maybe she got all blinged out and rolled the SUV down to the “Meatpacking District” and said, “What the …..this is just a bunch of one story industrial complexes full of 18 wheelers and guys in flannel shirts. Awww hell to the hell to the hell to the naw

Jul

16

Anger is a beautiful thing aka I’m pissed AGAIN!

Posted by Michele

July 16, 2007 | Leave a Comment

Well, well, well…..you just can’t ever tell what will show up like a cat turd that’s been under the end table for two years because I didn’t see it there when I put the table down. I wondered what that smell was but it went stale after a while….just an occasional whiff of Kitty’s evacuated [...]