Hollywood’s latest fashion accessory du jour of starlets everywhere?
Charm bracelet? Waaay off.
Bellybutton ring? So yesterday.
What about an alcohol blood level monitor? DING DING DING DING! We have a winner!
How long before she joins Team Paris and Team Richie for a lovely, expense paid trip toCamp Jailbird? With her pending DUI / Coke bust trial date arriving soon, she may soon experience all the hospitality of
Hollywood’s haven for halfwits aka the penal system. I am pretty certain I heard God ask me last night to quit praying for Drunksy to be put in a cell with the most militant lesbian ever. But, then again, maybe that was just gas.