Drunksy Knows Fashion!

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What’s
Hollywood’s latest fashion accessory du jour of starlets everywhere?

Charm bracelet? Waaay off.

Bellybutton ring? So yesterday.

What about an alcohol blood level monitor? DING DING DING DING! We have a winner!

Lindsay Lohan Drunksy Blohan is seen here styling the season’s hotly anticipated Versace BLM. That Drunksy! Such a trendsetter! (click the pic for close up version!)

How long before she joins Team Paris and Team Richie for a lovely, expense paid trip toCamp Jailbird? With her pending DUI / Coke bust trial date arriving soon, she may soon experience all the hospitality of
Hollywood’s haven for halfwits aka the penal system. I am pretty certain I heard God ask me last night to quit praying for Drunksy to be put in a cell with the most militant lesbian ever. But, then again, maybe that was just gas.

 Picture via Celebslam