The Atlanta Falcon’s
ridiculously sucky quarterback, Michael Vick, has been indicted by a Federal Grand Jury for orchestrating a dog fighting operation. His operation, “Bad Newz Kennelsâ€, was so gruesome that losing dogs either died in the pit or were electrocuted, drowned, hanged or shot.
What does that mean for ole Mike Vick’s future? Well, let me put it like this: A Federal prosecutor isn’t some bumpkin tryin’ to nail
Paris Hilton on a DUI or
Lindsay Lohan Drunksy Blowhan for a few grains of the devil’s dandruff. If they indict it means they believe they have a smoking gun that will lead to conviction. AKA The only thing he will be quarterback of is the license plate making team in the pen.Vick is slated to appear in court on July 26th and if convicted could face up to six years in prison, $350,000 in fines and restitution.
I mean, damn, Mike….the gazillion dollars a year you were making for being a
piece of Shiite sub-par quarterback wasn’t good enough for you? Rollin’ around in Escolades and wiping your can with hundred dollar bills just wasn’t getting it done? No, I guess you needed the thrill of watching dogs rip each other’s throats out.
And where do I even start on the whole electrocution and hanging issue? That’s so whack I can’t even express it. Dude, I hope the judge sentences your nads to being hooked up to a car battery and jump started until there is nothing left but a pair of little shriveled up, smokin’ raisens and the NFL Commissioner, Paul Goodell, puts his foot so far up your ass his sock gets stuck in your throat. Thug.