Aug

22

Houdini Lohan is at it again

Posted by Michele

August 22, 2007 | 1 Comment

My good friends at Wizbang Pop say that, according to my other good friends at TMZ, that Lindsay Lohan has provided massive sexual favors made good choices with her attorneys.  The word on the streets…(and again, let me remind you that I do come from the mean streets of
Bryant, Arkansas. DON’T YOU LAUGH! You think […]

Aug

21

Like cockroaches, Pete Doherty cannot be killed…unless it’s by George Michael

Posted by Michele

August 21, 2007 | 1 Comment

Amazing….according to my good friend, Perez Hilton, somehow, someway, human drug processing machine, Pete Doherty, was released after only a night in jail DESPITE being picked up with drugs. You gotta be frickin’ kidding me! Apparently, in England, the only way you can be put in prison for drugs is A) if you shank the […]

Aug

15

Welcome to the Skank Triathalon

Posted by Michele

August 15, 2007 | Leave a Comment

Well, here’s another person who has apparently sucked on the ole crack pipe a little too long. Shannon Funk, Britney’s former assistant, was served a subpoena when she got off the airplane at JFK International Airport to which she spouted, “I’m on Team Britney.” Yeah, that’s a team that’s destined to win….if it’s a race […]

Aug

13

K-Fed’s Night Moves

Posted by Michele

August 13, 2007 | Leave a Comment

Well, K-Fed likes to get it on at night, it seems. At least when it comes to getting papers served. Last night, Britney’s cousin Alli Sims was served with a court summons from Camp Federline’s custody team. Alli is also the face behind that new OTC diet med of the same name. Maybe she has […]

Aug

9

K-Fed’s Gonna Get the Kids

Posted by Michele

August 9, 2007 | Leave a Comment

Dear sweet God! Kevin Federline has filed suit against Britney Spears to get more custody of the kids. No one knows exactly how much custody he is demanding as his attorney, Mark Kaplan, has had the records sealed. But we do know that K-Fed dropped a new rap song to give the world a […]

Aug

7

Would you let him?

Posted by Michele

August 7, 2007 | Leave a Comment

Well, now here’s a frickin’ body slam I can get with! Incredible wrestling mogul egotistical bastard and head of the WWE, Vince McMahon got wrestling move put on him when he was slammed with papers for a paternity suit according to my good friends at TMZ. I am sure it will soon come out that […]

Aug

6

Rehab? At a posh lodge in Utah? Ooooh….sounds fun!

Posted by Michele

August 6, 2007 | 1 Comment

Lindsay Lohan Drunksy Blowhan has magically disappeared. Except, not. Word on the street (because that’s where hardcore beat writers like me have to mingle to get you this kind of dirt. Danger lurks on every corner. Why, just last night, I nearly got water splashed on my new khakis from a Hummer that was doing […]

Aug

3

Skeletal Love

Posted by Michele

August 3, 2007 | Leave a Comment

According to internet guru, Perez Hilton, it seems that the only living skeleton in history, Nicole Itchy Richie, will forego waiting until September and go ahead and hand her bones over to the lawdogs to serve her time. It’s sure to be 4 days of complete hell. Gees, hope she doesn’t lose any weight. Maybe […]

Aug

3

Britney a murderer?

Posted by Michele

August 3, 2007 | Leave a Comment

Earlier this week, Britney Spears became so mad at a paparazzi photographer for taking pictures of her and her two kids that, in front of a massive crowd, she yelled, “I am going to kill you! I am going to effing kill you!” Following that, she rared back and chunked a baby bottle at him. […]