Aug

22

Houdini Lohan is at it again

Posted by Michele

August 22, 2007 | 1 Comment

My good friends at Wizbang Pop say that, according to my other good friends at TMZ, that Lindsay Lohan has provided massive sexual favors made good choices with her attorneys.  The word on the streets…(and again, let me remind you that I do come from the mean streets of
Bryant, Arkansas. DON’T YOU LAUGH! You think […]

Aug

21

Like cockroaches, Pete Doherty cannot be killed…unless it’s by George Michael

Posted by Michele

August 21, 2007 | 1 Comment

Amazing….according to my good friend, Perez Hilton, somehow, someway, human drug processing machine, Pete Doherty, was released after only a night in jail DESPITE being picked up with drugs. You gotta be frickin’ kidding me! Apparently, in England, the only way you can be put in prison for drugs is A) if you shank the […]

Aug

15

Welcome to the Skank Triathalon

Posted by Michele

August 15, 2007 | Leave a Comment

Well, here’s another person who has apparently sucked on the ole crack pipe a little too long. Shannon Funk, Britney’s former assistant, was served a subpoena when she got off the airplane at JFK International Airport to which she spouted, “I’m on Team Britney.” Yeah, that’s a team that’s destined to win….if it’s a race […]

Aug

7

Would you let him?

Posted by Michele

August 7, 2007 | Leave a Comment

Well, now here’s a frickin’ body slam I can get with! Incredible wrestling mogul egotistical bastard and head of the WWE, Vince McMahon got wrestling move put on him when he was slammed with papers for a paternity suit according to my good friends at TMZ. I am sure it will soon come out that […]

Aug

3

Britney a murderer?

Posted by Michele

August 3, 2007 | Leave a Comment

Earlier this week, Britney Spears became so mad at a paparazzi photographer for taking pictures of her and her two kids that, in front of a massive crowd, she yelled, “I am going to kill you! I am going to effing kill you!” Following that, she rared back and chunked a baby bottle at him. […]

Jul

31

The New Al “Green”

Posted by Michele

July 31, 2007 | Leave a Comment

According to many sources, including this shamelessly Democratic website, Al Gore III pleaded guilty to possessing marijuana (aka the barbecue iguana, the hippie lettuce, the chronic, the fatty boombalatty) as well as some other prescription drugs but the judge told “Trey” that he can have the charges dropped if he completes a diversion program. Now, how did […]

Jul

27

Another day, another turd gets away

Posted by Michele

July 27, 2007 | Leave a Comment

You gotta be frickin’ kidding me? If Nicole Richie’s name was Nicole Smith or Nicole Jones she’d be getting jail love just like every other offender, But nooooooooooo. And are you shocked? Of course not because in Hollywood driving drunk is A-OK ! In fact, in order to serve any significant jail time (and no, […]

Jul

16

Anger is a beautiful thing aka I’m pissed AGAIN!

Posted by Michele

July 16, 2007 | Leave a Comment

Well, well, well…..you just can’t ever tell what will show up like a cat turd that’s been under the end table for two years because I didn’t see it there when I put the table down. I wondered what that smell was but it went stale after a while….just an occasional whiff of Kitty’s evacuated […]